iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(via lillyandjacks-aperfectmatch)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: luciforeal, via pendents)

Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into. - (via strikerium)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via givingblowjobs)

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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